Ok, it's late, and someone was going to stoop to that level eventually, so why not us? That's pretty much what we do, right?? Anyway, the way that we justify a terrible headline like that for what is really a sad situation is that we didn't have the wisdom and foresight to take him in the first place. In other words, we are actually rooting hard for Patrick to live! In fact, 8 out of 9 teams are rooting for him to get better and live as long as possible. If you have a beef, bring it up with Pink is the New Death, current Swayze owners hanging on every word about the dancer's illness. Spokesperson "Andy" from Pink is the New Death released the following statement shortly after news of Swayze being admitted to the hospital for pnuemonia:
As you know, league rules prohibit any team owner from actively contributing to a player's death. We would like fans to keep that in mind as we await news of Patrick's condition. However, with that in mind the Pink knew what we were drafting when we selected him. There were many a night spent watching Roadhouse, and our lead advance scout, known only as "Captain" gave us a heads up about the dirty dancer. Rumors of the Pink's collapse have been greatly exaggerated, and we look forward to that being reflected in February's Power Rankings. With any luck, we will be on the board and on our way to our first league title.
Please, Mr. Swayze, get better. The last thing we want to see is a bunch of up-and-comers strutting their way to the top of the scoreboard.
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