2009 Death Pool Rosters, Take 1

Here they are, the highly-anticipated results of last night's 3rd Annual Death Pool draft. Some teams will be late to the party and choose from the scraps not already taken (and there still are some good scraps out there), so this is not the final edition. Look for the preseason Power Rankings to be released once all teams have entered.

Tomorrow's History (Bruce)

Over 50:

1. Art Linkletter
2. Walter Cronkite
3. Joan Fontaine
4. Andy Rooney
5. Miep Gies
6. Sherwood Schwartz
7. Rose McCain
8. Beverly Cleary
9. Oral Roberts
10. John Forsythe

Under 50:

1. Ralphie May
2. Suge Knight
3. Cedric the Entertainer
4. Jared Leto
5. Roger Clemens

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Pink is the New Death (Kelly +1, Michael, Captain)

Over 50:

1. Elizabeth Edwards
2. David Hasselhoff
3. Patrick Swayze
4. John Goodman
5. Bernie Madoff
6. Vin Scully
7. Michael Jackson
8. O.J. Simpson
9. Mark Mangino
10. Keith Richards
    

Under 50:

1. Amy Winehouse
2. Artie Lang
3. Barack Obama
4. Stephen Adler
5. Owen Wilson

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Bring Out Yer Dead (Erin & Tori)

Over 50:

1. Ed McMahon
2. Robert Byrd
3. Ted Stevens
4. Elizabeth Taylor
5. Aretha Franklin
6. Christopher Plummer
7. Robert Mugabe
8. Cloris Leachman
9. Chuck Berry
10. Barbara Bellingsley
    

Under 50:

1. Blake Fielder-Civil
2. Lil' Wayne
3. Jodi Sweetney
4. Danny Bonaduce
5. Axl Rose

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Icons of America Assassin (Carroll)

Over 50:

1. Nancy Reagan
2. John Wooden
3. Sandy Koufax
4. George Steinbrenner
5. Lauren Bacall
6. Dr. Jack Kevorkian
7. Chemical Ali
8. Tommy Lasorda
9. The Pope
10. Bill Russell
    

Under 50:

1. Mike Tyson
2. 50 Cent
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Mischa Barton
5. Cory Haim

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The Boneyard (Jess)

1. Zsa Zsa Gabor
2. Kirk Douglas
3. C. Everett Koop
4. Peter Falk
5. John Paul Stevens
6. Billy Graham
7. Olivia De Haviland
8. Ernest Borgnine
9. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
10. Rev. Robert Schuller

Under 50:

1. Tara Reid
2. Tawny Kitaen
3. Horatio Sanz
4. Whitney Houston
5. Mary Kate Olsen

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The Black Hand (Popovich)

Over 50:

1. Farrah Fawcett
2. Robert McNamara
3. B.B. King
4. Queen Elizabeth II
5. Peter O'Toole
6. Jimmy Carter
7. Mickey Rooney
8. Bob Feller
9. Margaret Thatcher
10. Johnny Rotten

Under 50:

1. John Daly
2. Steve-O
3. Mindy McCready
   
4. Jason Whitlock
   
5. Christina Applegate
   

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Quoth the Raven (Brock)

Over 50:

1. Karl Malden
2. Betty Ford
3. Les Paul
4. Gloria Stuart
5. Jack LeLane
6. Jake LaMotta
7. Bea Arthur
8. Bob Barker
9. Nelson Mandela
10. Abe Vigoda

Under 50:

1. Michael J. Fox
2. Christian Slater
3. Paula Abdul
4. Pamela Anderson
5. Jonathan Lipnicki

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The Bucket List (Bobby)

Over 50:

1. Steve Jobs
2. Al Davis
3. George H.W. Bush
4. Joe Paterno
5. Donatella Versace
6. Boy George
7. Neil Armstrong
8. Gene Hackman
9. Clint Eastwood
10. Barbara Bush

Under 50:

1. Bobby Brown
2. Pete Doherty
3. Chyna
4. Verne Troyer
5. Plaxico Buress

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The Lucky Fours (Scott & Maile)

Over 50:

1. Muhammad Ali
2. Dick Clark
3. Ted Kennedy
4. Fidel Castro
5. Kim Jong-il
6. Jerry Lewis
7. Ariel Sharon
8. Stephen Hawking
9. Annette Funicello
10. J.D. Salinger

Under 50:

1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Joaquin Phoenix
3. Samantha Ronsen
4. Robbie Knievel
5. David Blaine