Congratulations to the 2008 Death Pool Champions, Tomorrow's History! The History capped an exciting December by breaking a six-way tie with the final death of the year, a clutch passing of Deep Throat. They also had the first kill of the year back in January (Carl Karcher), proving death coordinator Tupac Shakur's strategy of "first to blast, last to dash" a success.
Team owner Bruce will issue a victory statement shortly, but in the interim there's not much time to celebrate. Last night marked the 3rd Annual Death Pool Draft, and the History are already hitting the hospitals hard to prepare for the 2009 season.
Clearly shaken by their inability to repeat as champions, The Death Blow, led by one Goldfarb, couldn't even muster the strength to pick keepers for 2009, let alone show their faces at the draft. Rumors are flying regarding whether the Blow will even put together a squad this year, as internal turmoil and finger-pointing has led this once-proud franchise into complete disaster. If they don't turn things around soon, their shocking transformation into the Oakland Raiders of deathpool will be complete.
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