Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Your 2010 Death Pool Rosters! (final version!)


We're not here to talk about the past. We're here to talk about people kicking the bucket in 2010, and how prophetic we are for picking them.

A couple noteworthy items:

*Much like Major League Baseball, the rich keep getting richer, as defending champions Quoth the Raven have added GM Tori from the defunct Bring Out Yer Dead. We will see how this affects team management over the course of the season, and will analyze the impact on their draft in our first Power Rankings installment.

*Only one new team thus far (Prophet of Death), making this the most experienced, and presumably toughest group of teams to date.

And away we go. . .

Quoth the Raven (Brock & Tori)

1. Elizabeth Taylor
2. Gloria Stuart
3. Nelson Mandela
4. John Wooden
5. Dick Clark
6. Kim Jong-il
7. Abe Vigoda
8. Steve Jobs
9. Annette Funicello
10. Al Davis

Under 50:

1. Amy Winehouse
2. Courtney Love
3. Michael J. Fox
4. Brian Bonsall
5. Pam Anderson

Tomorrow's History (Bruce)

1. Miep Gies
2. Art Linkletter
3. Rose McCain
4. Kirk Douglas
5. Sergeant Schriver
6. C. Everett Koop
7. Beverly Cleary
8. Sadduhara Oh
9. Sherwood Schwartz
10. Jack Klugman

Under 50:

1. Kate Moss
2. Balthazar Getty
3. Paula Abdul
4. Kirk Cameron
5. Pete Dougherty

The Black Hand (Popovich)

1. Margaret Thatcher
2. Peter O'Toole
3. Mickey Rooney
4. Harry Morgan
5. Billy Graham
6. Sen. Robert Byrd
7. Peter Falk
8. John Paul Stevens
9. Jake LaMotta
10. Marion Berry

Under 50:

1. Mindy McCready
2. Mischa Barton
3. Darryl Strawberry
4. Lindsey Lohan
5. Steve-O

The Boneyard (Jess)

1. Zsa-Zsa Gabor
2. Olivia de Haviland
3. Ernest Borgnine
4. Joan Fontaine
5. Betty Ford
6. J.D. Salinger
7. Peter Tork
8. John Forsythe
9. Phyllis Diller
10. Fidel Castro

Under 50:

1. Artie Lange
2. Tawny Kitaen
3. Suge Knight
4. Tara Reid
5. Joaquin Phoenix

Prophet of Death (Nancy)

1. Andy Rooney
2. Muhammad Ali
3. Jerry Lewis
4. Hugh Downs
5. Bob Dylan
6. Hugh Hefner
7. Arnold Palmer
8. Ozzy Ozborne
9. Cloris Leachman
10. John Goodman

Under 50:

1. George Michael
2. Daniel Baldwin
3. James Franco
4. Criss Angel
5. Ryan Seacrest

Celebrity Stalker (Bobby)

1. George H.W. Bush
2. Barbara Bush
3. Keith Richards
4. Stephen Tyler
5. Clint Eastwood
6. Rush Limbaugh
7. Nancy Reagan
8. George Steinbrenner
9. Joe Paterno
10. Yitzhak Shamir

Under 50:

1. Verne Troyer
2. Scott Weiland
3. Bobby Brown
4. Mike Tyson
5. Lady GaGa


The Lucky Fours (Scott & Maile)

1. B.B. King
2. Ariel Sharon
3. Prince Philip
4. Betty White
5. Bob Barker
6. Jimmy Carter
7. Angela Lansbury
8. Andy Griffith
9. Merlin Olsen
10. Stephen Hawking

Under 50:

1. Bridgette Nielsen
2. Gary Coleman
3. Chyna
4. Mary-Kate Olsen
5. David Blaine

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