Bringing joy to their long-suffering fanbase, one which had grown restless of playing the bridesmaid year after year, the Ravens finally broke through in 2009, amassing a solid collection of 3 kills to become 2009 Death Pool champions. Congrats to GM Brock and the rest of the QTR staff, as their hard work has finally been rewarded.
Because Brock refuses to post on the website, the duty falls upon us to write his victory speech. However, we thought it would be selfish not to share his laziness with the rest of you, so without further adieu, may we present Brock's Victory Speech, Mad Libs version!
"Thank you very much. First, I'd like to [verb] the Commissioner, and the rest of the teams in the league for giving us a [adjective] season this year. I'd also like to take a minute to [verb] the players who led to our [adjective] success: Les Paul, Karl Malden, and Bea Arthur. Without their [plural noun], we couldn't have brought home the [noun] this year."
"Now that that's out of the way, let me [adverb] talk about the real issue here: U$C football. Like [obscure movie character] once said, [even more obscure movie quote from a different movie]. When I'm [verb ending in -ing] in bed late at night, dreaming of [U$C football player]'s [noun], one thing comes to mind: [food served at Ted's]. And when I think of [verb ending in -ing] Pete Carroll once and for all, it reminds me of our success this year. Oh, and by the way, [random Godfather character]."
Congrats again to Brock, and if he ever decides to write an actual victory speech, we'll post it.
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