Undaunted by rumors she was slipping in the polls and losing hold on her title of Most Likely to End Up Dead in 2008, Under 50 Division to Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, pictured above, has responded with a vengeance. The Queen of Crazy has been sent to UCLA Medical Center on a 3-day psychiatric hold. TMZ has been providing almost hourly updates, and is all over the situation.
The Death Pool Legal Squad quickly provided the kind of razor-sharp legal analysis you would expect from a bunch of lawyers working for free. Our exclusive interview went as follows:
Us: So, the reports say that a 5150 medical hold was placed on Britney for the next three days. Can you explain to us exactly what that means?
Death Pool Legal Squad: Well, technically, under Penal Code section. . .
Us: No, I mean, can you tell us what it means in layman's terms?
DPLS: Bitch is crazy.
It's legal analysis like that you just can't pay for. From all of us non-Britney owners, we wish her the best of luck and a healthy 2008. We know she will be taken good care of while in the hands of Bruins.
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