Saturday, January 19, 2008

Bad News for Downey, Jr. Owners

Sources (and by sources we mean the Kiss of Death braintrust) report that things are looking less than lucky for The Lucky Fours and other Robert Downey, Jr. owners. To quote the source, "He [Downey, Jr.] is looking like a wasted draft pick, because we just went to see Cloverfield and saw him in a trailer for the upcoming movie Ironman, and, well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but he kinda looks like he's kicking ass."

As for Cloverfield, sorry we can't give you a review of that. Due to the Blair Witch-esque camera filming, the movie night was aborted before Erin's dinner made an encore appearance. But we can tell you the paper-mached stomached duo checked out the Wikipedia page for the movie, and it seems pretty sweet. Wholehearted review if you can take your world spinning on the big screen for 86 minutes or so. And definitely stay through the end of the credits.

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