Shocking news out of Britain: Amy Winehouse has been diagnosed with a bacterial skin condition called impetigo. As reported by FOX News (We gossip, you decide!), the 24-year-old train wreck has found a way to get legal access to drugs. According to the O.J. Mayo Clinic for STD's and GRSC's (Groupie-Related Skin Conditions), this cute little bug that could double as a Hitchcock movie title (catch Jimmy Stewart in Impetigo! Only on AMC!!) is actually quite nasty:"Impetigo starts as a red sore that quickly ruptures, oozes for a few days and then forms a yellowish-brown crust that looks like honey or brown sugar. The disease is highly contagious, and scratching or touching the sores is likely to spread the infection to other parts of the body as well as to other people.”
You know, if you selectively read that quote, you might think you're reading a recipe for pancakes! You'd be wrong though. We're pretty sure the London crackhead community is less than thrilled with this latest development.
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