As April chugs along to a close, it is looking more and more like 2010 will finally be the year of the Boneyard. Always an eager participant yet never a serious competitor, the Boneyard have just recorded their second kill of the season with the death of John Forsythe, setting a franchise record with 8 months still remaining.
GM Jess sounded cautiously optimistic in a conference call with reporters, citing the strong remaining roster of the 'Yard. "It's a great position to be in with two points already on the board, and all of our top five picks still marching toward death," he said. "Olivia de Haviland turns 93 in a couple months, and Zsa Zsa Gabor can't have too much left in the tank. If we can get any of that remaining talent to turn into casualties, it should be a special year for our organization."