Bea Arthur Passes On; GGILF Title Now Up For Grabs

Brock continues his impressive 2009 run with the passing on of Golden Girl and raptor wrestler Bea Arthur. Needless to say, we have a lot of catching up to do, so enjoy the picture for now, and look for the updated standings while we get a monster update post ready.

The Blog is Back to Jerk with Your Emotions

Ok, we get it. We are a bunch of inconsistent bastards who keep telling you during the good times that things will always be like this, and you'll never have to worry about us declining to post for a couple of months. Noted.

That said, until recently 2009 had been a giant snoozefest in the world of celebrity death. Not much to write about because NOBODY WOULD FREAKING DIE! There weren't even mild scares that we could completely blow out of proportion just to mess with the Power Rankings. What's the point of spending way too much time coming up with mildly humorous (at least to us) comments for rankings that were completely contrived?

So we're back, and there are deaths to comment on! Brock is your new leader, and he should have a victory post up shortly. Enjoy the blog again, and don't worry, you'll never have to worry about us declining to post for a couple of months. Promise.